Semper Soon Delta Patch

Even at the highest levels of command, when staring into the vast emptiness of space and contemplating the meaning of life (or just avoiding another tasker), Reddit is always there, lurking in the back of everyone's mind. This patch immortalizes that truth, blending the spirit of the Space Force with the universal need for memes, upvotes, and the eternal promise of "Semper Soon."

Shaped like a badge of honor (or dishonor, depending on who’s asking), this design features the r/SpaceForce mascot boldly standing atop a planet with a smirk that says, "Yes, I did spend three hours on Reddit instead of doing that report."

"Semper Soon" reminds us all that deadlines are optional when everything takes light-years to happen anyway. Stick this patch on your kit as a testament to procrastination, morale, and the unshakable gravitational pull of Reddit. Because even in space, scrolling endlessly is the real purpose.