Semper Soon – The Patch of Eternal Waiting

"Semper Soon" – a timeless mantra for every military member who’s ever heard the words “stand by” and realized it’s not if the plan will change, but when. This patch captures the essence of perpetual limbo, where deadlines are a myth, and progress is an illusion.

The grim reaper-inspired skull gnawing on the orbit symbolizes the slow, painful passage of time as you wait for that elusive “soon” to arrive. Whether it’s a promotion, a deployment, or just a lunch break, this patch reminds you that patience isn’t a virtue—it’s a survival skill.

Perfect for those who know the drill: hurry up, wait some more, and laugh at the absurdity of it all. Stick this on your gear and let the world know that you’ve fully embraced the black hole of time that is military life. After all, “Semper Soon” doesn’t mean it’s happening—it just means you’ll feel like you’re dying while you wait.