Dumpster Fire

Dumpster Fire

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“Semper Soon” – the battle cry of broken promises, missed deadlines, and the eternal wait for a solution that never comes. This patch perfectly embodies the dark humor of military life, where every plan burns like a dumpster fire and you're the poor soul shoving it uphill—because apparently, hope is mission essential.

With bold flames, a lone warrior in their uphill battle against inevitability, and a tagline that screams, “We’ll get to it... eventually,” this patch is the perfect morale booster for those who’ve accepted that ‘soon’ really means ‘never.’

Stick it on your gear to remind everyone that no matter how much it burns, no matter how steep the climb, you’ll keep pushing. Why? Because quitting isn’t allowed, and neither is asking why the dumpster is even on fire in the first place. It’s dark, it’s funny, and it’s painfully accurate—just like military life.

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